Sticking To A Rigorous Schedule

After some particularly enterprising pre-dawn tweets on Saturday, it seems the rest of the "presidential" weekend was spent golfing and schmoozing the paying customers.

North Korea did not take Sunday off. Missiles being fired into Japanese waters presumably are no longer the purview of the former State Department, not since its recent merger with Exxon and the Russian oil oligarchy.

Five hours after DPRK missile launch, Abe has addressed parliament, South Korea MoD has briefed. Not a peep from the White House.

— Andrew Beatty (@AndrewBeatty) March 6, 2017

In other words: this seems about right...

r we sure this missile thing is not just more fake news i mean u never know these days right pic.twitter.com/qk8DN1ODLU

— darth™ (@darth) March 6, 2017